erection and election are spelled almost exactly the same and when u think about it they basically mean the same thing
a dick rising to power
"why dont you just give him a chance"
idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested
I hope there’s a lot of overlap between the Mean Girls and classical music fandom.
“oh my god karen you can’t just ask people why they’re violists”
“FOUR FOR YOU GLENN GOULD YOU GO GLENN GOULD”
“is reed shavings a carb”
“Cage stop trying to make *4’33* happen. It’s not going to happen!”
“what’s your bow made of?”
“your mom’s chesthair!!”
i dont want a job i just want paychecks
two things I assume everybody has extensive knowledge about
- harry potter
- high school musical
so basically um im horny
do you know what these all say?
"hi horny im dad"
i’m such an asshole but i’m also a very kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then i’m also such an asshole
one time i explained post limit to my mom and she says
“is that why you get off the computer sometimes”
Pros and cons of boys:
- Con: They’re dicks
- Pro: Their dicks