pumpernicklefagbag:

ragehappystolemysleep:

harrystylesnickgrimshaw:

when I’m a parent, I’m going to give my child the day of the full moon off from school every month and see how long it takes the administration to notice

reason 325 why tumblr users should never be parents

reason 325 why tumblr users should definitely be parents

i am too young to have this many embarrassing memories

Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down and I’d like to take a minute just sit right there. I’ll tell you how I became an anxious, depressed, insecure teenager with really bad trust issues.

discovers:

girls are so close minded these days. i hated sushi, but then i actually tried it and now i love it. so come on girls, just give anal a go

rabioheab:

son i’m not mad that your text post only got 3 notes i’m just disappointed 

individually:

think about the first person to have twins

how fucking confused do you think they were omg

rasengyakuten:

Indirectly offending a friend 

Guys I really need to raise money like fast

haithinkimfunny:

calliopesragingboner:

one-hamburger:

dcksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

Get out.

easterbunnymund:

IM LAUGHING ASO HARD AT THID WHAY THE FRICK